I want to be as snappily-dressed a terrifying motherfucker as Mr. Argent okay

I want to be as snappily-dressed a terrifying motherfucker as Mr. Argent okay

how come Derek has to beg, borrow, or steal every tiny little bit of help and compassion and friendship that he has, huh?
I mean JESUS can’t someone give the poor guy a break and just lend him a hand on faith or trust or what-the-fuck-ever? Scott and Stiles keep ranting on about how Derek needs to trust them bUT THEN THEY RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION WHENEVER HE ASKS FOR THE SMALLEST FAVOUR
I MEAN
SHUT UP
GAAAHH
I feel like no one ever meant to watch Teen Wolf.
Everyone seems to have given in to it, grudgingly, and then slowly embraced it and suddenly been caught up in a bigass wave of lax bros and gay and a stupidly good-looking cast
I mean
there must have been a Patient Zero, somewhere- that one kid who saw it in the TV Guide and was like ‘huh, a new show is premiering tonight, I might as well check it out’ and then they talked about it nonstop to their best friend until the friend was like ‘OH MY GOD FINE I WILL WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW SO YOU CAN SHUT UP ABOUT IT’ and then things just escalated from there.
OKAY I TAKE BACK ANY PREVIOUS CRITICISM I MIGHT HAVE PREVIOUSLY DOLED OUT ONTO TEEN WOLF BECAUSE
STILES
STILES
STILES
“revel in the awesomeness that you’re a freakin’ werewolf”
okay, so that was pretty good.
this Derek chap is a fucking nutter, but I already knew thaaat
also: lax broooosss

no no no this is a bad idea

I’m serious, I mean really
cut it out

c’mon, do you even know what time it is? enough of this already

STOP IT RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST
YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO TOMORROW
YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES