if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me

call me by my name

send me porn

type like you’re having a mental breakdown

that’s it

#about #SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT AT LEAST AS COMPLETELY INEPT AT CARRYING ON NORMAL CONVERSATION AS YOU ARE #I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS MYSELF WITHOUT ASLKDFDHKLASD;LA kjdsldfjkJHSD ANYMORE